In Her Own Words
About Her
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Couldnt be bothered if you recognize me from a previous profile. At least I'm not afraid of trying.
✂️My hair doesn't make me✂️
I lead a simple routine based lifestyle so I'm not available at a drop of a hat.
To me, pictures or information completed with standard questions answers on this type of social media platform doesn't validate authenticity.
And no I not 99 years old...1924 was a great year for baseball amongst other historical facts in many countries 😬
About Her Ideal Match
There are not enough words in our vocab.
Would be wonderful if you have an accent so that you could read to me my favorite book Wuthering Heights while I'm sipping on a bourbon gingerbeer mix 👓📖🙃🥃
I do the getting to know the person in real life.
0 desire to be in a relationship with my phone.
If you have interest in me and are thinking about approaching - just know I will not text for days and days without wanting to turn text into meeting.
Should we meet for the 1st time and I pay the "date/encounter" food And drinks bill, please interpret this gesture as that there's a 99.99999% chance I won't ever spend time nor ever see nor ever contact you ever again. No offense.
I'm not your average Man's type of Woman.
There is an inordinate amount of people on here who would gladly text/video/call for hours/days/weeks on end with nothing real transpiring. Even after meeting, it's not a safe bet.
Not interested in... just se*...and not my 1st choice but what leads up to and behind it is what interests me. I can get easy loose unmeaningful se* at a drop of a phone call. A bit of bravo delta sierra mary never harmed anybody unless you ask me nicely 😬 to find a Man who enjoys that and control his urges in an everyday normal living is a rare gem. Some have pretended and fizzled before even meeting.
With this said, don't waste my time.
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About Her
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Modderfontein, Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
99 | |
Star Sign: |
Ask me later | |
Height: |
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Body Type: |
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Looks: |
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Hair Colour: |
Changes Often | |
Eye Colour: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
Other | |
Home Language: |
Other | |
Other Languages: |
English | |
Religion: |
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Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Long-term | |
Have Children: |
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Want Children: |
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Daily Diet: |
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Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Ask me later | |
Education: |
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Occupation: |
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Income: |
Ask me later |
About Her Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age Range: |
50 - 80 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
160cm (5' 3.0") - 199cm (6' 6.3") | ||
Body Type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
English | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Her
Body Art: |
Pierced ears; Several tattoos |
Sense of Humour: |
Childish |
Personality Traits: |
Realistic |
Valued Qualities: |
Honesty |
