scarf8

38 – City Bowl (Unspecified Suburb), Cape Town, South Africa

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
City Bowl (Unspecified Suburb), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
38
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
167cm (5' 5.7")
Body Type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; German; Spanish; Other
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Ask me later
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income:
Enough

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Cape Town Metro (Western Cape, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
25 - 40
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Islamic; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Yes; Maybe
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Current University / College Student; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

Wow, I'm not really into the whole sales pitch thing, so I'm just going to try and explain myself. The Spark reckons I`m a diva of the sewers. I think The Spark is right. I like movies that aren`t drowning in their own angst, baked potatoes, cellphones that aren`t too complicated, nice people, seasonal changes, The Corpse Bride, Desperate Housewives, James, Fiona Apple, Joan Baez, Wanda Jackson, and I adore Dolly Parton and Joni Mitchell with all my folk-and-country-lovin` little heart. I am always willing to make an arse of myself for sport, entertainment, or love (take your pick). I love beautiful writing. Mxitspeak makes me want to cry and vom all over my nice clean shoes, in that order. I think Linda Perry is beautiful. Warm jackets make me happy. Paris Hilton is a p**s, but I can't help quoting her. I cried when Roald Dahl died. Harry Potter is awesome. If he wasn`t, J.K Rowling wouldn`t be richer than Madonna. Um, that`s about it for now I think. Message me.
*P.S. I don't really have a full beard. That part was a lie.

About Her Ideal Match

Friends with pants on = awesome. People without "69" in their profile name = even better (seriously, guy, if that's your USP, then you NEED a better marketer). I said on an earlier profile that nothing annoyed me like people who run towards pain like it's a winning lottery ticket, because they think being screwy would make them more interesting. Naturally I was flooded with messages from people who told me how interesting it was that they were running towards pain like it was their winning lottery ticket. Natch. Look, it`s not the beginning and end of everything, but to clarify, I like people who try to make sense of the wreckage, ok? We've all got our baggage but please, just be working with it, trying to make life better. It doesn`t take a lot of work or imagination to be miserable. Happiness is brave and powerful and hot. It takes work and courage. So please, oh waltzing lord, surprise me. If you don`t eat puppies or sell little old ladies as slaves or whatever, I`m sure we`ll get along just fine.

Oh, and if you're a bi-curious married woman, a horny dude with lesbian porn fantasies, or a bored couple looking for kicks, let me make this really easy for you: NOT INTERESTED. There, see? Now you don't even have to message me.

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** Update: I am currently dating the world's most awesome person. So I am not on here much anymore and I'm not looking to date anyone (I would be pretty stupid if I did). But if you're bored at work and want an entertaining penpal, or if you are all about drinking whisky in your pajamas with two very nice, if slothful people, then you can always say hi. If you're kind, funny and dig playing Battleship, we'll totally wave back.

What Her Friends Say

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More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Curly
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Obscure
Party Behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Realistic; Silly; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Favourite Colour:
Green
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Folk; Jazz; Opera; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock; World
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Fiction
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Nature / Wildlife
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Westerns
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Knitting; Meditation; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Sewing; Singing; Surfing the Internet; Writing books; Writing poetry; Yoga
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Aerobics; Cycling; Hiking; Running; Squash; Swimming
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Chinese; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time Online:
I'm online on weekdays only
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Bird(s)
Pets (Like):
Fish
Pets (Dislike):
Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Dream Home:
Other
Politics:
Very Liberal
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Honesty:
Very